jasperisyourfriend:
My new buddy!
Ginger has the same one!

jasperisyourfriend:

My new buddy!

Ginger has the same one!

posted : Friday, April 17th, 2009

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reblogged from : jasper is your friend

(via thelowspark)

posted : Friday, February 27th, 2009

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reblogged from : The Low Spark

posted : Thursday, February 19th, 2009

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joecarryon:

about-today:

Will Sheff, Ex-Girl Collection

crumbler:

As prophesied, Okkervil River’s Will Sheff covers the Wrens’ superb “Ex-Girl Collection” for a two-song EP. The downbeat, near-acoustic take emphasizes the excellent lyrics; this is a master class in self-loathing. (Sad face: the track includes almost a minute of dead air at the end. WTF?)

This is a great cover. And hey! It’s great to hear the lyrics and actually be able to understand them without finding the lyrics online. When it kicks up at the end? Awesome. (Also, does anyone else think that the Beth mentioned in this song is the same Beth who signs her letters “Beth O’s and X’s” from “She Sends Kisses” on the same album?)

Awesomeness.

Rad.

posted : Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

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reblogged from : In A Regal Age Ran I

The Lonely Island (ft. T-Pain) - I’m on a Boat.

NSFW for language, but I suppose if you have headphones, rock on.

posted : Thursday, February 5th, 2009

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jasperisyourfriend:
Hello!

Hey, kiddo!  Just so you know, 21 years from today, I’ll buy you a beer.  

jasperisyourfriend:

Hello!

Hey, kiddo!  Just so you know, 21 years from today, I’ll buy you a beer.  

posted : Thursday, January 29th, 2009

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reblogged from : jasper is your friend

Ack.

Ack.

posted : Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

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I am a very good runner, but only if I have been robbed

cosmopsis:

A dude just grabbed my purse and started running as I was boarding the shitbox that is the 6 train. For a second, I laughed and said to myself “Just let go Ashley, just let go…” but then I was overcome with Hulk-like anger and adrenaline and sprinted after him. I saw him run into another car, so I jumped in and said “Wanna give me my fucking purse back?” and he THREW it across the car and screamed “I DIDN’T TAKE ANYTHING!” and ran off the train. A really tired old lady picked it up and handed it to me.

This is the second time I have been robbed on the 6 train.
I have also been dry-humped by a stranger on the 6 train (not to be confused with the man who masturbated next to me in the movie theatre at Union Square).

And yet again, here’s the cliche that a woman said out loud as the robber ran off the train: “ONLY IN NEW YORK, HUH?”

I want to move back to Mississippi and sell watermelons off the back of a used pick-up truck.

I’d buy some watermelons from you.  I almost typed “I’d buy your watermelons,” but then I realized how inappropriate that would sound. 

posted : Thursday, January 15th, 2009

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reblogged from : COSMOPSIS

thelunasea:

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They sell these at Hobby Lobby. Kinda live Dove promises….except with Testamints, it’s a promise of eternal salvation. Chew on that.


I don’t think I want a conduit for salvation anywhere in my mouth.  That sounds dirty. 

thelunasea:

(via thelowspark)

They sell these at Hobby Lobby. Kinda live Dove promises….except with Testamints, it’s a promise of eternal salvation. Chew on that.

I don’t think I want a conduit for salvation anywhere in my mouth.  That sounds dirty. 

posted : Thursday, January 15th, 2009

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reblogged from : The Luna Sea

BEST SONG EVER.

posted : Thursday, January 8th, 2009

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