April 2009
1 post
February 2009
4 posts
Forensics Fraud. This is infuriating. →
joecarryon:
about-today:
Will Sheff, Ex-Girl...
The Lonely Island (ft. T-Pain) - I’m on a...
January 2009
6 posts
I am a very good runner, but only if I have been...
cosmopsis:
A dude just grabbed my purse and started running as I was boarding the shitbox that is the 6 train. For a second, I laughed and said to myself “Just let go Ashley, just let go…” but then I was overcome with Hulk-like anger and adrenaline and sprinted after him. I saw him run into another car, so I jumped in and said “Wanna give me my fucking purse back?” and he THREW it across the...
December 2008
4 posts
A Prayer.
Dear God,
Please let Lil Wayne win a Grammy.
Thanks,
Justin
November 2008
6 posts
Let's freaking do it.
Vote, please. Kthxbai.
October 2008
8 posts
Pearl man charged after pieces of cat found on... →
um. ew.
nice. →
WatchI’m really confused… does this interviewer think he’s interviewing the actress or the character. He consistently says “you” in reference to what the character in the film does…
Watchpileofnearmisses:
kayfabe:
operationfailure:
John Goodman as Wilford Brimley.
I’ve been looking for this video for years.
Thanks Internets!
It makes me laugh pretty hard, especially the end.
This cheered me up. Thanks.
Classic. I love the end, how he gets off his horse.
This seriously is one of my favorite SNL skits of all time. I’ve been looking for it for years!
Thanks...
WatchI love it.
Fuck lion →
It’s relatively old news, but, man oh man, this story still makes me laugh.
September 2008
9 posts
Punk rock turtle! →
Merkle
Today is one hundred years to the day since Fred Merkle’s Boner.
Watchthelowspark:
I’m kinda thinking that for a web-res live recording, this sounds pretty fucking amazing. I’d say these guys are one of the most solid rock bands around at the moment.
PS Holy backup vocals!
So you finally realized The Futureheads were good, huh?
Ashley Gates
Ashley Gates: Why are you not on facebook anymore?
Large Hadron Collider: Best- and Worst-Case... →
http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/
joecarryon:
THIS GIGANTIC PARTICLE ACCELERATOR WILL RISE UP AND DESTROY US ALL! Or maybe just solve some of the biggest unsolved mysteries of physics.
Okay seriously, I’m legitimately excited about these crazy ass scientists firing this puppy up tomorrow.
Watch
August 2008
13 posts
R.I.P. →
A moment of silence, please, for the Shogun of Harlem.
Sniff.
“Toucan Sam, you leap on the back of the wind, load stone to assorted fruit...”
– Maya Angelou, for Fruit Loops (via joecarryon)
The wind. The rain. The fire. The Butterfinger. Did the Caveman know your delicious goodness? Did the Mayan Priest exhalt in your buttery crunchiness? Did the slothful Mastodon, upon his extinction, declare, “Don’t lay a finger on my...
I just can't...
I can’t read the comments on the Clarionledger.com message boards anymore. I just can’t. Though I like debate, I’ve found that there’s little room for debate with racists, xenophobes, and idiots.
Phew.
A virus that infects another virus? That's so... →
(via joecarryon)
Reblogged simply because of the best use of the word “meta” I’ve heard this week.
quiz
cosmopsis:
designage:
twentysomethingtales:
There are only 3 words in the English language that begin with “dw” (although one has variations). GO!
dwell, dwarf, dwindle?
this is why i rule at scrabble.
but what about the word dweeb?
Dwelling?
Um. Killer gets life sentence for plea... um...... →
Hayne's toast. →
It’s about freaking time.